The Seasonal Orders: Winter 2016

Season's greetings and Happy New Year!

Best Fall Anime of 2015

It may have wrapped up early, but the end of the year certainly was filled with highs and lows.

Star Wars: The Force Awakens Review

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

Triple Feature: Straight Outta Compton, Maggie, Sicario

Whenever there are too many movies to review, just do a triple feature!

The Star Wars Retrospective

Because everyone is doing it.

The Critical Order's Top 10 Video Games of All Time

The hardest list I will ever make.

Sanjay's Super Team Review

Screw it, I wanna talk about Sanjay's Super Team!

The Good Dinosaur Review

Two Pixar movies in one year??? It's too good to be true.

The Top 10 NEXT Worst Amiibo

It's been a whole year, and Amiibos are STILL a gigantic mess!

Suffragette Review

Let's talk about the internet's favorite topic; feminism!

Spectre Review

Bond. James Bond.

The Top 10 Best Horror Movies

On All Hallow's Eve, the monsters shall rise...

The Martian Review

Here we are. Back in space... again.

Top 10 Best Horror Video Games

It's that time of year again. Time to let fear rule the roost...

Blood Blockade Battlefront Review

Screw reviewing the Spring Season of anime. Here's Blood Blockade Battlefront.

Undertale Review

This game fills you with DETERMINATION.

The 2 Year Anniversary Review

What could it be...?

Best Summer Anime of 2015

Summer has left us again, but at least we had an incredible season!

Danganronpa Another Episode: Ultra Despair Girls Review

Hope and despair. Like peanut butter and jelly.

Triple Feature: Focus, Kingsman, and Chappie Reviews

Three reviews for the price of one!

Seasonal Orders: England Edition

A bit early, but now that I'm fully settled in, it's about time I give out some details!

The Mega Man X Series Retrospective

One of the greatest action platforming series of all time, entry by entry.

Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! Review

Why are we still here? What have we done to deserve more Sharknado?

American Ultra Review

Super high super spy. What could go wrong?

Fantastic Four (2015) Review

No.

The Top 10 Best Steven Universe Episodes

The best episodes of an already amazing series! (so far)

Descendents Review

We're treading into uncharted waters this week. Welcome to a Disney Channel Original Movie.

Dragon Ball Z: Resurrection F Review

Guess who's back?

Pixels Review

Hoo boy...

Minions Review

Banana!!!

Five Nights at Freddy's 4 Review

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before...

Ant Man Review

As Marvel's Phase 2 comes to a close, did it end with a bang or a whimper?

Ted 2 Review

Can I review Ted 2 in less than 1000 words? Let's find out.

Strange Magic Review

Strange magic indeed...

The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask 3D Review

You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

Terminator Genisys Review

Duh duh, duh, duh duh! Duh duh, duh, duh duh!

Jupiter Ascending Review

High concept, high budget, and highly confusing.

The Seasonal Orders: Summer 2015

Summer sun is here, and with that we have a very important update for the site!

Jurassic World Review

Who ever thought making another island of dinosaurs was a good idea???

Inside Out Review

Consider my expectations exceeded.

E3 2015: Nintendo

Well that happened.

E3 2015: Sony

So... was I complaining about a lack of surprise announcements?

E3 2015: Ubisoft

Something about buttholes and Jason Derulo.

E3 2015: EA

Say it with me now! Sports, sports, and Star Wars.

E3 2015: Microsoft

It wasn't ground breaking, Microsoft was satisfying this E3.

E3 2015: Bethesda

E3 2015 starts off strong with Bethesda and Fallout 4.

United Passions Review

The Gods of bad films have blessed us this time!

Tomorrowland Review

The future is now! And boy is it confusing.

The Top 10 Worst Amiibo

Welcome to hell.

Mad Max: Fury Road Review

I live, I die, I live again!