Saturday, April 1, 2017

The Top 10 Anime of All Time


HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE WE ARE!


Anime is art, and nothing quite says art like imitation. Imitation is the greatest form of flattery, all all anime ever made is just imitating true art. I'm of course talking about this best anime ever made, which has been pervented and simplified by all of the trash that has been coming out since the dawn of time. Even the anime before this has merely been imitating these perfect titles, gazing into the future in a fever dream the few bits of glory that they can perceive. But nothing, and I mean NOTHING, can ever reach these lofty peaks. Gaze upon these works, ye mighty, and despair! These are the 10 best anime ever created and none of you Attack on Titan or My Hero Academia boy toys can even compare to them. Go drink some of your own tears, I hear they're delicious.

10: NARUTO
Y'all wish you were this good! Ninja on ninja action? That's where it's at!

9: NARUTO SHIPPUDEN
You wanna know the only way to make a sequel to Naruto better? Give it a subtitle! Now if it was called Naruto: The Quickening, would have easily been number 4 exactly. Naruto: Electric Boogaloo? Beyond Number 1. Number 0!

8: NARUTO STONE SOMETHING MOVIE
Want a Naruto movie? Done. BOOM! Instant perfection!

7: BORUTO
Yeah, I know it hasn't come out yet. Got a problem bro? CAN'T STOP, WON'T STOP!

6: NARUTO NINJA SUPERSTORM GENERATION ULTIMATE NINJA FOR PS3
Yeah, I cried when I beat this game. You haven't lived until you've beaten it.

5: NARUTO DOES SAKURA FOR 42 MINUTES
HOT.

4: ライブ・スペクタクル N A R U T O-ナルト- RAIBU SUPEKUTAKURU NARUTO
They're all damned good actors that make Broadway actors weap. Go over to Japan, watch this, then realize that your life will never amount of anything because your existence will only last for a blink of an eye to the planet Earth and all of your accomplishments will slowly lead you to a never ending darkness where you'll be in a void of emptiness, knowing that none of your friends will ever join you in the oblivion for all eternity.

But Choji's ripped as hell man.

3: "BEAT" TAKESHI KITANO
We're you ever in Battle Royale? No? Then get rekt.

2: MIAMI VICE
You all wish you could pull off a white suit jacket like my boy Sonny does!

1: DRAGON BALL GT
I mean... what were you expecting?



Now get the hell out of here. Imma go an seduce more women with cabbages. P!

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